Family Guy Season 3

Family Guy Season 3 (2001–2003) Episode Guide

1. "The Thin White Line" – Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog and develops a cocaine addiction.
2. "Brian Does Hollywood" – Brian moves to Los Angeles to pursue a career in writing but ends up directing adult films.
3. "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington" – Peter becomes a tobacco lobbyist when his toy factory is bought by a cigarette company.
4. "One If by Clam, Two If by Sea" – A hurricane destroys the Drunken Clam, and a British man takes over the bar.
5. "And the Wiener Is..." – Chris is self-conscious about his body, while Peter joins a gun club.
6. "Death Lives" – Death takes Peter on a journey through his past to help him appreciate Lois.
7. "Lethal Weapons" – Lois learns martial arts, and Quahog gets invaded by New Yorkers during autumn.
8. "The Kiss Seen Around the World" – Meg falls for a news anchor’s son; Stewie becomes obsessed with cheerleading.
9. "Mr. Saturday Knight" – Peter becomes a knight at a Renaissance fair after losing his job.
10. "A Fish Out of Water" – Peter becomes a fisherman; Lois and Meg enter a beauty pageant.
11. "Emission Impossible" – Stewie tries to prevent Lois from getting pregnant by entering Peter’s body.
12. "To Love and Die in Dixie" – The Griffins enter witness protection in the South after Chris sees a crime.
13. "Screwed the Pooch" – Brian falls in love with a show dog and faces legal trouble.
14. "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?" – Peter discovers he has African American ancestry.
15. "Ready, Willing, and Disabled" – Joe trains for the Special Olympics, but Peter tries to help him cheat.
16. "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas" – The Griffins deal with a chaotic holiday season.
17. "Brian Wallows and Peter’s Swallows" – Brian falls for a lonely old woman; Peter raises baby birds.
18. "From Method to Madness" – Stewie joins an acting school and gets a dramatic co-star.
19. "Stuck Together, Torn Apart" – Peter and Lois separate; Meg dates a nudist.
20. "Road to Europe" – Brian and Stewie travel to England but end up in Afghanistan.
21. "Family Guy Viewer Mail #1" – An anthology episode featuring three alternate reality stories.
22. "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" – Peter believes converting Chris to Judaism will make him successful.

This season continued Family Guy's mix of satire, dark humor, and cutaway gags, featuring iconic episodes like Road to Europe and To Love and Die in Dixie.