Family Guy Season 5

Family Guy Season 5 (2006–2007) Episode Guide

1. "Stewie Loves Lois" – Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois after she takes care of him. Meanwhile, Peter sues a fast-food chain.
2. "Mother Tucker" – Lois’s mom dates Tom Tucker, and Peter struggles with the new family dynamic.
3. "Hell Comes to Quahog" – Meg gets a job at a new superstore that threatens Quahog’s local businesses.
4. "Saving Private Brian" – Brian and Stewie accidentally enlist in the army.
5. "Whistle While Your Wife Works" – Peter injures his hand, forcing Lois to help him at work. Brian starts dating a woman who won’t stop talking.
6. "Prick Up Your Ears" – Lois becomes a sex-ed teacher, but the school introduces an abstinence-only program.
7. "Chick Cancer" – Stewie falls for a girl, while Peter makes a chick flick with Quagmire.
8. "Barely Legal" – Meg becomes obsessed with Brian after he takes her to prom.
9. "Road to Rupert" – Stewie goes on a cross-country journey to retrieve his beloved teddy bear, Rupert.
10. "Peter’s Two Dads" – Peter learns that his biological father is an Irishman, leading to a wild trip to Ireland.
11. "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou" – Stewie gets a sunburn and fears he has cancer. Chris becomes the school bully.
12. "Airport ’07" – Peter crashes Quagmire’s plane, leading Quagmire to lose his job.
13. "Bill & Peter’s Bogus Journey" – Peter befriends Bill Clinton, which causes problems in his marriage.
14. "No Meals on Wheels" – The Griffins open a restaurant, but it becomes a hotspot for handicapped customers.
15. "Boys Do Cry" – The Griffins move to Texas after Lois is mistaken for a child abuser.
16. "No Chris Left Behind" – Chris gets expelled from school and enrolls in a fancy private academy.
17. "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One" – Lois runs for mayor but quickly becomes corrupt.
18. "Meet the Quagmires" – Peter travels back to the 1980s and alters the timeline, leading to a future where Lois is married to Quagmire.

This season featured some of Family Guy's funniest and most absurd episodes, including Road to Rupert.